Ok maybe I can get out of work early and go home sick...
[ this is technically a job right? ]
You guys always come back to life, maybe we do too? But in case we don't, Frank might kill me in the worst way possible when it hits him.
Quentin, I'm going to give you my Karambit, we're going to test something. You have to stab me through the heart. I might die, we'll see if I come back. Can you meet me in Ormond?
[ Joey has never held a job for longer than a few months. This is much steadier work. ]
Yeah they're all running to the exits as we speak. All according to plan of course, definitely on purpose.
[ He was going to let most of them go anyway, they weren't annoying and he's feeling nice. He's always feeling nice. ]
We don't know that for sure, do we? He'll find a way...
Quentin, if you don't kill me, I'm going to ask the Huntress to. And you're a lot nicer, with an actual heart. I promise, I want this. C'mon, we're friends right?
[ Another trial successfully curbed of violence. It makes him feel pretty good. Like they'll get through this sooner than later. Somehow. ]
Of course. Definitely.
[ Joey, you're pretty cool. ]
I'd argue but... Yeah, he probably would. [ Some people just don't stay dead, even before getting here. Are they friends...? Joey's never done anything particularly cruel to him (trials aside- but nothing malicious) and every conversation so far is nice.
Is he a "murder for you" friend? Assisted Suicide Friend? ]
Cool, glad we agree on that. He's pretty trigger happy, like with his knife. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff he's forced us to do. But anyway, I digress.
[ He always likes using the word digress, makes him feel smart. ]
Listen man, I can't stab myself. I could try, but I'd probably hesitate, mess up, and then just be in a lot of pain for like hours, maybe even days. Nope. Gotta be you. Meet me at Ormond, place is clear except for me and a few stale pizzas.
[ legionβs friendship dynamics are so fucked upβ¦
his friendship dynamics with legion are so fucked up, apparently. ]
It doesnβt have to be anybody, you know. We can kill a different killer instead.
Iβm coming.
[ Already moving his way through the fog to Ormond, which is at least a route heβs getting familiar with. The fog is so hard to navigate- especially when heβs at risk of blinking too long and having someone completely turn him around as a joke. ]
Eh, don't worry about it man. Don't need it keeping you up at night. I'm fine and everything else is too.
[ He's so painfully unaware just what keeps Quentin up. ]
Just what killer would you want to kill? And how exactly are we going to get away with it with no grudge involved? I'm down, if we have a plan. Or at least, the skeleton of a plan.
[ That would be so mean, but Joey would laugh. ]
It's a gift just like the mediocre weed and bongs left in the bedroom. The entity has us eating real good.
[ Minus everything Joey has to live with of course. ]
I'm already up and need things to think about. ...Okay.
[ Not sure if he believes him. There's an amount of clues stacking. ]
Take your pick. I have one I'll kill in a heartbeat and he operates differently anyway so who fucking cares if he dies permanently. He'll be back anyway. Don't exactly want you to get a target on your back though.
[ It was... this way? Or was it this way... ]
The Entity gave you a bong? Talk about playing favorites.
You got insomnia or something? Or you want to be up?
Ok look, I really think you should just kill me? I won't be mad, I'll explain to the rest of Lege, they won't kill you either. If I come back, we'll go back and kill Fredward, sound good? Text me when you're at Ormond and maybe I'll let you have some pizza and weed.
You are way too fucking casual about asking me to kill you. Fuck. Give me a minute. I'm not great at getting there on my own. And I don't want pizza and weed in exchange for killing you. We can kill him though.
go to SLEEP
I think someone should be watching him.
wow i actually listened.
[ this is technically a job right? ]
You guys always come back to life, maybe we do too? But in case we don't, Frank might kill me in the worst way possible when it hits him.
Quentin, I'm going to give you my Karambit, we're going to test something. You have to stab me through the heart. I might die, we'll see if I come back. Can you meet me in Ormond?
but can we repeat this behavior.
You should get off early, for sure. Just let them do their gens to save some time and get out of there.
[ you're welcome whoever is in there with joey. ]
He won't kill you because he'd be dead in this hypothetical.
[ he's reading that a few times to make sure that's not being misunderstood somehow. why are two of them okay with dying!? ]
I'm not meeting you to stab you through the heart, Joey! You shouldn't risk a permanent death just to see if something works.
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Yeah they're all running to the exits as we speak. All according to plan of course, definitely on purpose.
[ He was going to let most of them go anyway, they weren't annoying and he's feeling nice.
He's always feeling nice.]We don't know that for sure, do we? He'll find a way...
Quentin, if you don't kill me, I'm going to ask the Huntress to. And you're a lot nicer, with an actual heart. I promise, I want this. C'mon, we're friends right?
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Of course. Definitely.
[ Joey, you're pretty cool. ]
I'd argue but... Yeah, he probably would. [ Some people just don't stay dead, even before getting here. Are they friends...? Joey's never done anything particularly cruel to him (trials aside- but nothing malicious) and every conversation so far is nice.
Is he a "murder for you" friend? Assisted Suicide Friend? ]
No, no. Don't ask her. I don't
Can't you do it?
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[ He always likes using the word digress, makes him feel smart. ]
Listen man, I can't stab myself. I could try, but I'd probably hesitate, mess up, and then just be in a lot of pain for like hours, maybe even days. Nope. Gotta be you. Meet me at Ormond, place is clear except for me and a few stale pizzas.
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[ legionβs friendship dynamics are so fucked upβ¦
his friendship dynamics with legion are so fucked up, apparently. ]
It doesnβt have to be anybody, you know. We can kill a different killer instead.
Iβm coming.
[ Already moving his way through the fog to Ormond, which is at least a route heβs getting familiar with. The fog is so hard to navigate- especially when heβs at risk of blinking too long and having someone completely turn him around as a joke. ]
Where do you guys get the pizza?
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[ He's so painfully unaware just what keeps Quentin up. ]
Just what killer would you want to kill? And how exactly are we going to get away with it with no grudge involved? I'm down, if we have a plan. Or at least, the skeleton of a plan.
[ That would be so mean, but Joey would laugh. ]
It's a gift just like the mediocre weed and bongs left in the bedroom. The entity has us eating real good.
[ Minus everything Joey has to live with of course. ]
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[ Not sure if he believes him. There's an amount of clues stacking. ]
Take your pick. I have one I'll kill in a heartbeat and he operates differently anyway so who fucking cares if he dies permanently. He'll be back anyway. Don't exactly want you to get a target on your back though.
[ It was... this way? Or was it this way... ]
The Entity gave you a bong? Talk about playing favorites.
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Ok look, I really think you should just kill me? I won't be mad, I'll explain to the rest of Lege, they won't kill you either. If I come back, we'll go back and kill Fredward, sound good? Text me when you're at Ormond and maybe I'll let you have some pizza and weed.
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You are way too fucking casual about asking me to kill you. Fuck. Give me a minute. I'm not great at getting there on my own. And I don't want pizza and weed in exchange for killing you. We can kill him though.