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!curiously

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But with skirts you just get so much freedom of movement you know? I could vault so much faster in them, or maybe a kilt? What do you think would go better on me?

[curiously]

Leather pencil skirts are a no no already for you. Too annoying to run in especially when they're tight fitting. Kilts or pleated skirts on the other hand are pretty okay by comparison, but wouldn't you get cold almost everywhere?

!gonnaliveforever

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I'll leave your nips out if you stop leaving your nips out. One for one, my dude.

I want updates on how it goes, I don't care if I'm slicing someone up in a trial, or jerking off at the lodge, text me a pic of whoever you do it to, and gimme their reaction, I bet it'll be hilarious.

[gonnaliveforever]

[[not-compensating-for-anything-nips-out-david still kills me just fyi.]]

What are you gonna do about it if I don't? Might just run around in those stupid fuckin shorts that appeared in my wardrobe.

[The next message comes much later, consisting of two images: The promised writing, on the stomach of one Kate Denson thanks to her very midriff-exposing new top, and a motion-blurred one shot over his shoulder with her chasing after him looking incensed.]

!outerfringe

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Ok then wise guy, who out of us looks like an adult?

[ It's not clear who Joey means by us, but if it's the legion, then Joey likes to think he's the most mature seeming. And the chillest. ]

[outerfringe]

None of you look like adults, because you're all actual, literal children. Jesus, man, I'm pretty sure we're in yearbooks together.

!e_001

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Ten whole years!?

[e_001]

It's not like you guys have a whole lot of room for growth
Buncha townies from Nowhere Canada

[ Her association with so-called hillbillies goes unsaid. ]

You're the better of the lot
The things I coulda done with you

!friendzied

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Jules if we're being honest that describes like half the other killers.

[ But yeah it's GhostFace ok, it's like his only role model in this place. ]

[friendzied]

I know you know I'm talking about Ghostface.

Ghost Face? Is there a space? Actually I don't care.

!micronap

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Ok dude, I'm trusting you and going with my gut. I'll just be cool, and she'll probably appreciate that. I went ahead and grabbed the VHS I need to call her, I'm just gonna load it into the VCR at my place. Wish me luck, I'll keep you posted.

[micronap]

[ She wouldn't crawl out of his TV and just kill him, right? Right? It's probably fine. ]

Just taking her back to your place, huh? Bold. Good luck.

!rulerstake

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OK but he's only cool because he's basically exactly like us, mask, dark clothes, knife, stabby? And we're cool as fuck. Just DON'T EVER TELL HIM I SAID THIS.

And I'll pretend like I haven't seen that pic of him you keep in your room.

[rulerstake]

[ Did you hear that sharp, dramatic gasp just now, Joey? That was Susie being mortified and scandalized enough to mimic the sound of 100 people gasping in shock. ]

Shut UP!!! I don’t know wha
I didn’t
LOOK, I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM.

!tenthfloor

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Dude I used to love those toys. My mom would save up a bunch from all the happy meals she could barely afford for me, and then give them all to me at once like it was Christmas.

[ Joey doesn't know what trauma dumping is. ]

[tenthfloor]

[ it's okay, neither does Jonathan. when he finally has a word for it, maybe it'll make this exchange less confusing.

but also, he won't find Jonathan of all people making fun of him for being less well off ... even though this conversation is a) weird as fuck and b) oh, look, another generator just popped. bro, you coming??? you're going to get your ask kicked by the Entity. no McDonalds toys for Christmas this year. ]

your mom sounds like a nice lady.

[ Nancy would straight up ask 'so how did you turn out so messed up?' but Jonathan thankfully only thinks it. ]

!outerfringe

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C'mon we were buds in a past life. Sorta. So we're on opposite sides now, doesn't mean we ALWAYS gotta be enemies, you know? Ormond looks after Ormond, that's what I say.

!friendzied

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Sweet, then meet me at the edge of the Fog in an hour and we can start causing some mayhem. Man I've needed this.

[ Yeah Joey hates killing too, but mayhem, pranks, and fuckery are all his jam. ]

[friendzied]

I'll be there.

[ and she is! in her leather jacket and jeans and her mask pushed up on top of her head. ]

!micronap

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Ok sick.

And I think out of the 12 you gave me, Frank took 6. I told him that was a bad idea, but he insisted "half now, half later". How screwed are we?

1/2

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Six!?

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Quick question before I answer that. If you guys die, what happens? Do you just pop back like us?

!babysitters

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Fucking sick, dude.

Maybe Haddonfield or Springwood? Just be careful about Myers and Krueger, those losers are creepy. And sneaky.

Unlike you, not everyone loves me. I got a good side, but sometimes people want to bruise it up.

Like good old Nemmy when I accidentally said Jill was hot in ear shot and he started beating the shit out of me till I escaped into the fog. Didn't even know he was there til I heard a tentacle friggin squelching wetly.

[babysitters]

Wait, not everyone loves me. ( Joey, you can't just say that to a guy, it is embarrassing!!! )

I didn't even know that thing had enough brain to get pissed about something. Weird.

Really hate that I know exactly what you're talking about with that tentacle squelching wetly thing.

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I'm thirsty as hell, daddy.

[ Does Joey regret this? Maybe. Is he going to stop? Prollynot. ]

!babysitters

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Ok you didn't have to call me out so hard, dude. Why, you want in?

The entity said I was a good boy this year, stuffed my stocking with some of the best shit ever. I'm calling it Miracle on 420th Street.

[babysitters]

( does he want in? look, Steve has tried to be Serious and Focused, since, you know, he's getting chased by murders at the drop of a hat. doesn't feel like a great situation to throw a buzz into. still... nobody can be Serious and Focused all the time, can they?

hey, Steven, u fucking remember who ur talking to??? ONE OF THE MURDERERS?? ?? ?? ? whatever Joey is a bro, he just won't tell Nancy about it )

That's fucked up. All I got was sunglasses and hairspray. And Park stole that shit for... I don't even know what it was for.

I guess what I'm saying is yes, yes I want in.