I don't fucking know? Having a penis? Isn't that enough reason for her? [ Also he might have put on her mask and walked around her in her hut making bear noises when he thought she was in a trail. ]
[ She's gonna go up there and throw an empty bottle of whiskey at him for this. Because mentioning Rin, the closest thing to her friend outside of the Legion here that she's got besides Quentin, makes her actually a little jealous. ]
Leave Rin alone. She's dealt with enough idiot men in her life. You're mine and Julie's problem, not hers.
[ Susie rolls her eyes, but at least she kind of laughs. Frank, meanwhile, somewhere in a trial, feels his ears start to burn as someone mentally talks shit about him. ]
I don't have one.
[ And no, she's not counting Ghostface!! He's a meanie. Even if he is kind of hot. ]
I don't crush on killers. They're just... hard to see that way I guess.
[ Susie Lavoie: not much of a monster fucker apparently. ]
[ Joey loves ya Frank...deeep, deeeeeeep down somewhere. Probably. ]
Bullshit. Unless it's a survivor?
[ Although, that kind of makes him jealous... part of him just hopes she doesn't include him in her list of Killers, since she knows he doesn't like it. But another part of him is afraid she does, and she just doesn't see him that way. ]
Susie doesn't count Joey as a killer and he's not a survivor either obviously. He's Joey. Like family. Sometimes she is as dense as a brick though, as some survivors are learning, because she does have a hard time accepting that anyone flirting with her is actually meant with sincerity. With Joey, she's just always assumed it was playful teasing, because he knows it gets under her skin and flusters her. ]
[ Rude! Frank is at least like four months older! ]
Shut up.
[ Unfortunately, Joey asks a question that Susie can't possibly begin to answer without telling him who they are. ]
It's hard to explain. They're both... different. Like, total opposites of each other. Well, I guess they both can get pretty angry, but in different ways. Quentin is really kind and doesn't like to see people suffer, and Billy is... definitely not. He feels better when he hurts people.
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If you tell anyone, we’re gonna find out if moris work on other killers.
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Relax Susie, your secret is safe with me. But for the record, the HUNTRESS did Mori me. It was hot but it hurt a lot and I don't want a repeat of it.
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Huntress, really?? You’re so fucking weird. What did you do to piss her off?
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You really don't think she's cute though?
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Doesn’t she have the mentality of like, a little kid? I don’t think she really cares that you have a penis.
Guess I just like my murderous crushes to be a bit more discerning and calculating.
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But I can respect that, my actual type is a secret ;)
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[ Oh my god, Joey. THIS IS SO UGH ON MANY LEVELS. ]
Huh? Your actual type?
[ The winky face makes her feel like she just missed something. ]
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[ He's cracking up, you might be able to hear him upstairs if you try hard enough, Suze. ]
Of chicks I'd date here. Or dudes. One time Felix got snowed in here, that was spicy.
[ It wasn't that spicy actually, but he so rarely gets to mess with Susie. Plus he's got to distract from the fact that she's exactly his type. ]
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Leave Rin alone. She's dealt with enough idiot men in her life. You're mine and Julie's problem, not hers.
[ A pause. ]
Not on my shit, Joe. I swear to god...
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[ Yeah no he's joking. He's smart enough to know that he's not a rocket scientist, and that's more than Frank can say. ]
Ok I didn't bang Felix. What's your murderous crush then? In the sea of options we got haha.
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I don't have one.
[ And no, she's not counting Ghostface!! He's a meanie. Even if he is kind of hot. ]
I don't crush on killers. They're just... hard to see that way I guess.
[ Susie Lavoie: not much of a monster fucker apparently. ]
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Bullshit. Unless it's a survivor?
[ Although, that kind of makes him jealous... part of him just hopes she doesn't include him in her list of Killers, since she knows he doesn't like it. But another part of him is afraid she does, and she just doesn't see him that way. ]
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Susie doesn't count Joey as a killer and he's not a survivor either obviously. He's Joey. Like family. Sometimes she is as dense as a brick though, as some survivors are learning, because she does have a hard time accepting that anyone flirting with her is actually meant with sincerity. With Joey, she's just always assumed it was playful teasing, because he knows it gets under her skin and flusters her. ]
Maybe.
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Susie is so dense. Like a terrible loaf of bread. But Joey loves her still.]
Knew it.
[ He doesn't want to know about ANY OF HER crushes now that he thinks about it... ]
So what is it about them that's got you crushin?
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Shut up.
[ Unfortunately, Joey asks a question that Susie can't possibly begin to answer without telling him who they are. ]
It's hard to explain. They're both... different. Like, total opposites of each other. Well, I guess they both can get pretty angry, but in different ways. Quentin is really kind and doesn't like to see people suffer, and Billy is... definitely not. He feels better when he hurts people.
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Among other thigns]Wait its not only two survivors, but those two? Quentin I get... But Billy?
[ Glass shatter noise from within Joey's heart at the news that Susie has two crushes that aren't him. ]
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[ She and Billy have a very complicated relationship, okay. Quentin is definitely moving in faster as proper boyfriend material though. ]
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Do you feel better when you hurt people?
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[ The question catches her by surprise. ]
“Feel better”? No. What’s that supposed to mean?